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Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.
As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.
Don’t worry about me.
How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?
He’s like tap water that has somehow been watered down.
[Every so often, Kavi Reddy, Gizmodo Media Group’s ever-so-cromulent attorney, has Good Car Takes. This is one of…
I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”
Great post, Karen! Don’t forget, you’re also cooler than your son.
FUCK! I’m losing it!!!
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Drew joked about a haunting cover of “Barbie Girl” but then I found one by Scala and Kolacny Brothers and now it’s definitely going to be in a trailer within the next two years.
Your prospective here is exactly what we need in Portland. While I was not at the meeting (children), I know some who were. One Good White Person came away with a less scathing, albeit similar, report of the meeting. Read more
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I’m braiding the hair of a woman who disinvited me from her wedding when it occurs to me I’m not good at boundaries.…