lol look at this fucking guy:

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I did note the named highway tradition, which I think very charming.

HamNo, this kind of feels like a long con to make your enemies go blind. I approve.

all i can focus on is how the people who have terrible opinions capitalize their names on slack

Did it feel as good as being in David Brooks butthole?

That font looks like J’reg’s handwriting when he’s drunk.

So you can murder people *softly*

Also maybe serial killers.

We should do a road trip from NYC to LA and film it!

I wanna come!

... this article is incomplete.

What is the point of driving someone else’s Aston Martin if you’re not going to end the trip by having sex in it?

I’m sad you are too old to know Goldeneye, Ballaban.

That Italian lifestyle...

“...known Asian, Emma Stone.”

The only thing giving me pleasure in life right now is the sweet little nugget that all these people will have lasting, horrible gladiator sandal tans.