Look what I found on Alibaba!

I’m quite certain more than a few of the US Navy’s finest bubbleheads are already hanging out playing cribbage off the Chinese coast.

Counter-proposal. We sail surfaced if their boats promise to stay underwater.

Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Toyota Land Cruiser has rust patina.

Nah, he just wanted to extract that extra bit of kinetic energy via regenerative braking while Passat owner couldn’t see it and help VW restore some of that air it polluted over the years. That’s an extra 0.62 Euros he recovered right there.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

alright people you know the drill, torch is off the wagon again.

When my fuel pump goes out, I know what to replace it with now - another fuel pump. Thanks, Jason! You just saved me from putting my heart in the gas tank of my car.

Hi Jason,

We’ve already got a name for these:

Torch, I’m sorry to tell you this, but your plans to become immortal by actually becoming a Volkswagen Beetle are ambitious at best.

Viscosity and density may work in your favor. I’m guessing blood is both more viscous and dense than fuel, so the heart may pump fuel more efficiently than it pumps blood.

No, Jason.

It’s on foxtrot alpha you dingus. Plus no one is forcing you to read this article if it hurts your little snowflake feelings.

Jokes on you, Atlanta Zoo, cockroaches are nigh unkillable, just like TB12. You just cursed the rest of the NFL with a quarterback who can’t be stopped, despite being behind in historic deficits, or by nuclear fallout.

By quite a bit, actually.

I’m looking forward to some entertaining shit from others.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Right, but the customer has the opportunity to not award projects to subcontractors that are continually reprimanded for unsafe conditions. We do it in the construction industry all the time, albeit usually for insurance and PR purposes (it’s cheaper to insure a company with a good safety record). The Feds could just…

“Meanwhile, workers are left to build ships at their own risk without a government that cares about their welfare.”