You want me to chain my bear to the car while I go get a drink? So not only do I have to worry about my mirrors getting stolen but now I have to drink alone?

I thought owning a Prius was it’s own chastity belt.

This day and age, expect a movie in March of this year.

Just this year, the bomber made news after one of its engines fell off during a flight over an unpopulated area in North Dakota.

Last time you screwed up, it ended up on the cover of a Metallica album. /obscure?

Please be sure to keep the samples separated, thanks.

No matter how hard or lonely it gets, just remember: the Audi RS2 Avant was real.

Just out of curiosity, would this be of use to most of the people who would buy that car?

ROYALIST!!! I’LL TIP YOUR TEA INTO THE HARBOUR!!!

And before you beat me up on reliability - I’d be willing to bet most F1 engines see more miles (and certainly more demanding miles) than the average Bugatti engine ever sees.

The engine alone weighs 1300 pounds?

The single most impressive fact is that they feed electricity back to the grid with the dyno.

Thank you for speaking for all of us down-trodden internet commenters who were so wounded by her vile, racist epithets.

Please, continue to be our beacon of light in this storm-tossed new world, oh sweet sweet SJW.

Save the outrage for where it’s warranted... otherwise you make us all look like schmucks.

This is a terrible troll and you should be ashamed.

It’s trying really hard to harmonically break the hell out of those exhaust pipes..

I really need to go rewatch eX-Driver. It’s been over a decade...

Now you see me, now you don’t!

God you’re a lazy ass. Why bother even clicking on this article...

Easy....”He’s from New Jersey.”