Muscle era Mopars....

“market course correction” I believe you mean.

I need this in my life. This is primo Jalopnik content.

this is a very bad take and you should feel bad for proposing it.

not hot; way cool, daddio.

a huge, ballsy, brilliant asshole.

No thanks, Mr. Cosby, I’m not that thirsty.

s3xy roadster

This post was my peak kinja star fame. Thanks for the memories.

It’s beat to hell, its got awful panel fitment, its a frankenstein of parts bin “make it look good and not fall apart” grade engineering, its completely useless as a car.

I should set this as my boss’ wallpaper as a joke. He probably wouldn’t even mind.

What a pain in the balls. I’ll never bitch about screwing a parking brake in with needlenose pliers again.

Poetry..... simply poetry in motion here. I can’t stop laughing. I want this in a perpetual loop gif.

woooo naked!

The only way I could justify owning a porsche that ugly is if that was an all original museum piece owing to the strange coke addled 80s... This is more akin to blowing lines today and claiming its still 1985.

Thank you for saying this. Too bad it will fall on deaf ears here...

A t-bone wreck is standard where you live? Id hate to drive through that area...

Now I see...Hook, line, sinker. Troll level over 9000!

I feel like driving a disabled vehicle home via booster pack should be a rite of passage to adulthood. I too have been there. Oh, memories...

Anyone who thinks a first car lasts more than a couple of years forgets how they treated their first cars. I managed to kill a 1998 honda accord in only 3 years of ownership...in 2007.