I think he meant “more than 60 months” though i can see how it does read like “over the course of 60 months”

That visual just made me laugh out loud. Now the office knows I’m slacking. QC reports are never funny.

Conan visits a nude beach in Germany. Its cringeworthy.

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The lack of context makes this just that much funnier once it clicks.

He will live to 101, watch.

X-Drive? 3:30 during the slow-mo bumper tap. watch the front wheels...

All of them.

theres a maritime law that says each captain must do everything in their power to avoid collision, including disregarding any other law of navigation, the ferry captain, being in charge of a much less maneuverable boat and with an exceedingly difficult to maintain license (Trust me, I have one...) gets my benefit of…

This is a strangely common occurrence, especially with pleasure boaters. Notice the arrow straight track and how the boat immediately returned to that same track after it recovered from the punt? autopilot. Everyones below deck, nobody’s on lookout. I knew someone once who set their autopilot to end at the entrance…

GAT DAM LOCH NESS MONSTAH

Worst. Game. Ever.

To be fair... you can sell a car to anybody just like a gun (though both are oversimplified between car titling laws and gun background check laws that all vary state to state) And both guns and cars require licenses to use/carry in public. Ownership is one thing, but use around the public is what should, in both…

Again, nobody is saying to deny the ability to earn the privilege of driving to anybody, we are saying it has to be tested and trained better, especially in these areas under-served by public transport. if you need to drive yourself, learn to do it properly.

someone who wishes apocalypse as a solution and calls capitalism the killer of the masses clearly is a very effective troll. I also commend you on your in depth follow up, though it really was all fluff no filler. you use a lot of words but really only repeat your own points. It is a fact that you literally call the…

HA. Clearly you have no idea what capitalism is, your opinions are invalid.

Did you really just propose an apocalypse (which, in any form, would be the undisputed most violent, death filled event in human history) as a solution to create a new society free from suffering and death of many by the hands of a few, and one which you so happen to be a survivor of? Think about that for a minute. I…

or dieselgate.

My life > your job, sorry. You have to commute to your job and want to keep it? Learn to drive, its not that hard.

Hot Fuzz got it surprisingly right: