Easy: Mike Tyson. Didn’t you see The Hangover?

ooh.... edgy.

Dogs love car rides. Its too good to not implement. DO YOU HEAR ME ORLOVE?!?!

Nasball... where Rubbin’ is.... oh god.....

They should have held a NASCAR race around the football game. what a wasted opportunity.

aaaaaaaaaaaand there it is.

Hot take: That biker is a fucking pussy.

Wait... this writing style is familiar...IS DOG GHOSTWRITING FOR JALOPNIK NOW?!?!?!?!!?!?! Be still my beating heart.

STEF WHAT DID YOU DO?!

but I want footage NOWWWWWWW

I know. How could he do this without recording it?

dont forget turbo 4 RWD driveline. I’ll take two.

I love the vinyl on the CF lip: “financial mistake” Consider yourself warned.

Smashing a handset feels exponentially better than firmly tapping a screen when hanging up on telesalesmen.

My car has no bluetooth. Or aux in. Score another point for Sirius!

Stacks N Cracks! These are truly amazing times we live in.

Buys $700 phone... Uses $4.00 case to protect it?

Buys $700 phone... Uses $4.00 case to protect it?

“No roach burns or cum stains” Perfect. NP.

Oh that one’s easy... “Don’t”.