McCarthyism never had this many high value targets.

Apparently it was a troubled lone wolf of unknown religion and it’s too soon to talk about gun control and politics. In other news, Islamic terrorist from former Soviet Union drove a truck down a bike path and we must close borders to Muslims immediately. #MAGA.

For future reference, if you hit a cop you have invited the beatdown. Hit a cop in the jail and 10 officers dogpile you. They want you to hit them, fail to follow their instructions or the holy grail — pull a weapon!

Yes, it often starts at felony obstruction and ends up as battery on LEO. It 100% depends on how the cop wants to charge it at the arrest stage.

It’s Florida so she should have pulled her gun and stood her ground.

Not sure if Becky is conventionally attractive enough to get the job done. Makeup!

Just trying to out-cringe Louis CK’s child molestation monologue.

Wikipedia says the Season 2 was filmed north of Baltimore, it spent $55 million and more than 3,700 people were hired.

You forget, scrawny 15 year olds with guns are the toughest guys in the room.

In my state, the wrongfully convicted who get exonerated can’t sue the state but they can ask the legislature to pass a bill that gives them some money for the years of wrongful imprisonment. Maybe she could pursue something similar in Italy?

I spent a night in Ames in a fleabag motel on what was likely a feather bed. I will always love my Maryland Terps because I grew up there and they have been mediocre since the 70's. I graduated from a football college (that’s currently ranked No. 1) but fuck them, they have been mediocre since the 80's. I want Mark…

Pre-internet, television had a way of telling us what was important. Me, a poor black child, watched PGA tournaments and rooted for Nicklaus or Watson even though I never had seen a golf course. Television told me it was important. I loved football, baseball and even hockey though I never attended a game because…

True, Monday Night Football used to be the best thing on Monday nights but then they hid it on ESPN. I’m not sure, but I think the Thursday is probably on NFL Network and fuck that. The idiots who watch the combine and the draft are the same folks I avoid who follow college/high school recruiting. If you’re not…

Yeah, we haven’t created a dopey catch-all phrase for that demographic yet.

There’s no need to watch anymore since highlights are everywhere. Now we all watch games like gamblers and fantasy players — we just wait for the scores.

On the west coast, watching Eagles play during breakfast is great and having the late games over by 4 PM gives you the rest of the day to live life. Live sports engender a different lifestyle out here. No one complains about what time the World Series ends.

Trying out for the Oppression Olympic Team, I see.

Quit your job for all our sakes.

The government gives (I earn) taxpayer money to my private company. It happens all over. Whoever sold the lie that this country isn’t socialist is a genius.

I thought built up turn signal fluid would have caused the fire.