Three weeks of Dotard stylings and one Hollywood sex scandal have removed Las Vegas from the news. The missing Malaysian Airlines plane had more legs.

The Braves just built that in the suburbs. I mean, the taxpayers.

During college games on TV, ESPN would get us to all sit behind the benches so that their crowd shots would always look packed.

But the children . . .

My sister has been married for decades because they have the money to afford separate vacations.

I get older, they stay the same age. All right, all right, all right.

“They delivered the show they promised.” — They get to keep the money and Disney keeps the intellectual property.

“Fleeing” about 950 miles. A day trip.

No more than a 4.

The war on Christmas (shopping) continues unabated.

Rich men have to navigate that path between calling out predators whom they have enjoyed orgies with and those whom have no receipts.

Otherwise known as winning the lottery.

Is the “split season” a new way to order a series? Does the writers’ union have any say in this?

She got the visa so you all can stop clutching your pearls.

I know this is out of left field, and I haven’t been 12 in a long, long time. At 12 I searched high and low for my brother’s Playboy magazines but today a 12 year old can see full action sex on demand all over the internet. What do kids not know about sex anymore?

I know, right? The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

My comment makes *perfect* sense since non-immigrant visa rules supercede non-immigrant visa feelings. You’re delusional. I’ll put my record of getting visas and citizenship granted up against your record any day.

63 million of you voted this game show host/bankrupt real estate developer/pussy grabber to be president. Seems kind of extreme to me.

That Rodney King video was a watershed moment.

Yeah, you would have to file a civil lawsuit alleging a fourth amendment violation. Pretty sure this is a winning case since established federal law says you can’t just can’t go into a house without an arrest or search warrant. The ACLU will file suit, dick around for a year and then get paid under the Equal Access to…