Speaking as someone who struggles with mild agoraphobia and moderate anxiety, appearing on a nationally syndicated tv show sounds like about as much fun as attending a book club with Trump.

Behavioral finance at its most invidious: play off people’s expectations of economies of scale while actually charging them a signifiant premium for a slightly larger amount.

If the goat cheese I serve at the pre-opening-of-the-NYSE breakfast I have every Tuesday isn’t artisinal, will I be disinvited from the cotillion?

“wipe excess cream cheese off my carrot cake”

You monster.

I respectfully disagree. I can’t think of a better tool to dish out a beatdown.

The pastel pink wand blender by SMEG!! lololol

when you pass them down to your daughter, grandson or daughter-in-law.

I want to see which items from the Williams Sonoma Christmas Catalog were shoved up people’s asses.

I’m guessing you can take the hit. :)

“Sir, how did you get that candle all the way up there?”
“It’s dirty and sinful for a man to enter any woman, but sometimes, if I’m very good, Mother pours me a glass of warm skim milk, puts on a VHS copy of the Best of the Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour and goes to town on my backdoor area.”
“Just be more careful next…

Oh, I don’t know. The monogrammed glasses aren’t that bad for 11 bucks. Most glasses have a decorative element to them - the way they’re cut, etchings and writing on them, etc. An initial isnt a big deal. You want dumb monogrammed shit, try this...

Dude. If I was the meat in an Idris and Kate sandwich I’d fucking melt.

The second I saw the dog in the original trailer I noped out. I cannot take animals in peril. Knowing it lives did help me re evaluate.

That second poster actually was effective; it launched Mommie Dearest into it’s cult status (much to the chagrin of La Faye).

God that second poster is perfection. The capitalization of IS. The B movie design. I want it framed in my house. 

Only in one instance can I remember a film that was released as a serious drama and within weeks of its release got relaunched as a camp comedy.

Malodorous sex with Idris Elba or Kate Winslet?

Still, maybe malodorous sex is better than no sex.

There is rape in some of his books, but he never glorifies it or blames the victim, and he never portrays it as a man just being unable to help himself. And there are far more of his books without it.