Lipstick Queen’s formulas are all different; I don’t think the Chess line is intended to be true super-ultra mega-long-wearing matte, but rather a “creamy matte” hybrid. Their “Sinners” line is probably their longest-wearing, and are slightly more matte (and also drier) than the Chess ones. I’m partial to the…

ran into mr meyers one halloween. he had an excellent col sanders costume. his date was a chicken.

every time i have to make a 3 pt turn...

It always warms my heart to see how many people love that movie. It truly has become the cult classic that they thought Austin Powers would be.

Head! Pants! Now!

Omg yaaaaas!!!

Completely relevant.... and you’re completely right!

Absolutely!

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.

I had the Dr. Evil therapy quote poster (Kinja gonna kinja and won’t let me attach) up in my dorm room for way longer than Austin powers was fashionable, but it’s just so weird and awesome I couldn’t help it.

Funny side-note: the guy who played Random Task participated in the kidnap, torture, and gang rape of a woman, and is currently serving life in prison. He’s also been charged with the murder of his cellmate.

Oral history, baby. Yeah!

Yes! As quotable as any movie ever and the music is perfect. One of my favorite exchanges:

OOOOHHH. Stassi is kinda terrible, but I’ll take her side of Scheana’s almost any day. I’m ready for this to all go down next season.

This! She got a lot of social media backlash last season because of her treatment and then she at one time (on Watch What Happens Live maybe) tried to backtrack and say she just didn’t understand addiction. It’s not that she doesn’t understand, she just doesn’t care because it interferes with her lifestyle.

“I don’t think I could ever be with someone who’s completely sober, because that’s not reality with the life I lead with my friends,” she told cameras after Shay’s pill addiction came to light Season 4. “What he needs to do is just sip. You don’t have to drink to get drunk; drink to get a good buzz.”

Jax is pretty unlikeable, BUT - I wanted to body slam Brittany’s mother because I just cannot tolerate homophobic, religious assholes. That southern baptist bullshit is fucking intolerable and if the south were to burn again, it would be bittersweet only because of those homophobic assholes burning too. It’s 2017,…

You win!

I can’t even look at her mom. It’s sooooo... bad.

Stripper here. I can confirm that a big group of ladies is a dreaded sight at the club.