“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…

Even so, he again makes a big show of sniffing the cork ...

I’m pretty shocked that the bar allowed a baby in their premises, at all.

No one’s saying he’s a good person. We are saying that it’s kinda cool that he was in the right place, at the right time, to be able take revenge on some dickwads who were dickwads doing something illegal.
Laughing WITH him doesn’t mean we think he’s Jesus. Also, this whole overserving thing is a shit ton more…

To be fair, I’d argue that Taco Bell does not count as a Mexican restaurant.

Some thermoses serve other purposes...

I picture one of those bottles jetting around that idiot kid’s kitchen like a rogue compressed air canister in an action movie. And possibly chasing him around the house while Yakety Sax plays.

Drinking and driving is NOT OKAY. It doesn’t fucking matter if the guy overserved or not, once those guys get in a car and start to drive, they are doing something illegal as fuck and need to be stopped IMMEDIATELY before someone DIES.

I’m sorry, if you get DUI it’s your own damn fault. Yes, people should avoid overserving, but know your own limits (who thinks it’s safe to have 7 margaritas and drive?!) instead of thinking some sub-minimum wage employee also busy serving other people (who has no way of knowing if you’re driving, either- cabs and…

I assume he could also have checked his platinum card.

That makes me think of the Spanish Inquisition. “Our chief weapon is surprise. Suprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Two. Our *two* weapons are fear and surprise and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope . . . . *Amongst* our weaponry are fear, surprise, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red…

I miss when the comment section was just more crazy ass restaurant stories.

This BCO.... this BCO has EVERYTHING (to make you believe in Justice!)....

Surely he’d recall his identity after just one look at his monogrammed thermos.

I don't know WHO he is, but apparently he made it crystal-clear WHAT he is.

I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that he sold monogrammed thermoses.

I think we’re all going to have to suggest who the New Orleans guy, in fact, was.

I actually think she won the night. There is something so wonderfully subversive about a woman whose job it is to be beautiful and to make things beautiful choosing to dress as a canonically sexy cartoon character and making her grotesque without the obvious use of gore. No, homegirl just literally went as Jessica…

And this is why I ADORE the accuracy here. It looks freaky as fuck and she could care less about looking “good”...she just wants to look RIGHT.

I actually sort of love it....I mean..Jessica WOULD be sort of terrifying in real life.