The world is full of women who are catcalled every day and people of color who are racially profiled every day and fat people who are treated like they don’t deserve to be in public every day. Those things shouldn’t happen, either. We still don’t give those people excuses to steal others’ things.

No Doubt should get Gavin Rossdale as their singer. Pretty sure he's not busy .

You win. Way to lob rocks from the sidelines at the vehicles people use to try to improve themselves. Are crossfit and TED perfect? No way. Can they be cultish and obnoxious? Absolutely. But attempting to do something positive yet flawed is better than than than doing nothing at all. Don’t shit on people making an…

Ad Blocker, FTW! It removes SO MUCH GARBAGE that I frequently forget what the internet is like without it. *shivers*

Oooh, oooh, tell me about your synaethesia!! What’s it like? What sort of things get mixed up? Very curious if you don’t mind sharing! :)

Why are they neatly arranged on a plate, instead of strewn across a table?

I feel like this whole weekend just needs to somehow be wiped from the plane of existance.

This must be a breakfast food establishment issue. The one month I worked at IHOP I had to constantly explain the difference between the words or/and. So many people read descriptions for combinations of food where they must make a decision and decide that it’s just a suggestion and that they want ALL the food.

Gloves Protect the wearer. No one else!!!! Hand washing protects others.

“Depending on where you live, we also have “you guys”, “yous”, and “y’uns.”

My memoirs will be titled, “Why Did I Read the Comments.”

Misinterpreted “cold syrup” on first go to mean “syrup for treating colds” and 1) agreed, fully then 2) went down the rabbit hole.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

I forget where I read it, but an article came across my Twitter feed some weeks ago that said reading stimulates the same parts of your brain that light up when you see friends and family. It makes so much sense. No wonder we get attached and then cry our eyes out over them.

You are awesome. Also, this reminds me of a similar incident from years ago when I was just out of college. My friend and I were stocking up on drinks and candy to smuggle into a late night movie showing and we got in line at the only register open at the time. This Walmart was down the street from our movie theater…

That couple was clearly April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer.

Except that in the sister articles to this we have heard about lots of customers that seem to think that making a scene is the proper way of asking for a refund. Logic seems to have nothing to do with people’s cheapness, or rudeness. I can believe that the idiot was causing a scene to get a refund and that they were…

The Holly Jameson story reminds me of something that happened to me at a CVS a few weeks ago while I was was waiting to pick up a prescription. One of the two pharmacists was helping an elderly woman with lots of insurance issues so the other pharmacist was taking care of everyone else. The woman in front of me was…

one shitton is 1000 assloads, don’t you even know units

I don’t care if the Holly Jameson story is true or not, because I LOVEHATE HER for putting this in my head for the rest of the day: