Well, I´m one of those who have “never worked a day of foodservice or retail in my life” but still I would never in a million years think it would be appropriate to behave like these people. Seriously, some people are awful and make me hate humanity more each day. :(

Isn’t it essentially the same as Nestle’s Crunch? Chocolate-covered puffed rice?

Is... is that a Neil Gaiman reference? Or Terry Pratchett?

Cream cheese and strawberry jam?

Onion marmalade.

Hmmm... I read somewhere (was it here? can’t remember) that there’s this new “trend” right now of putting honey on pizza. While I haven’t tried it, it does sound... interesting.

I’ve read that Chinese food in Peru, for instance, is a whole other cuisine, even: https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Chifa

Starring for your super punny username!

People are assholes, man. But what I want to talk about is that top image, though. I’m hungry for some blue cheese and fruit and nuts... but I wanna know what the hell are those coffee beans doing there. Are they, like, candied coffee beans? Chocolate coffee beans? Either way, it’s weird. And what is that yellow dip…

THANK YOUUUU!!! <3

As a cat owner (and well, as a human being overall), this broke my heart. The poor darling... :(

I agree with all your points (especially the NO DRAMA!), but... don’t thank-you cards serve the double purpose of both doing the actual thanking and also making sure the gift was actually received and not lost in transit? I mean, it makes sense. I sure would like to know if my gift was lost, so I can file a claim with…

Not justifying the “sandwiches with bread” question or anything, but with all the gluten-free craziness nowadays, anything can happen... :/ But yeah, it was a stupid, stupid question.

But, but, but... they’re cute! Like collector’s items...

Wow! Dogs Playing Poker was the first thing that came to mind when PrettyPrettyBunniPrincess mentioned the bowl. I know those paintings are tacky as hell, but I’ve always wanted to own one, just, you know, ironically. :D As well as one of those Felix the Cat wall clocks with the moving eyes and tail.

Ouch! I’m sorry you had to resort to that. :(((( But I’m confused, though... Did you eat that raw? (Yikes!) Is it that you didn’t have access to a stove (maybe you didn’t have cooking gas, perhaps? I’m so, so sorry!) Because where I live, a typical thing to eat for breakfast is fried dough: flour mixed with water,…

• Does the NAACP need to clarify its name? “Colored people” isn’t a term we use anymore and maybe some are taking it too literally and think you just have to have any pigment at all.
  

I am mesmerized by this GIF.

Also, Ted’s olive theory in How I Met Your Mother.