ARRESTING OFFICER: Names?

The first such experiment, which was not the whole plane, was a disaster.

Are you just going to keep us waiting for the story about the horse that finds its owner? I want to read it.

Seriously? Larry Fedora? Did Mike Vape take a job elsewhere?

I actual wrote a book on normal parents homeschooling!

Now that the Croats and Russians are out of the Euros, aren't the stadiums relatively safe now?

Funny you should mention the Bucks. They signed Gritlord Dellavadova, who couldn’t get minutes over Mo Williams in the Finals.

You’re one of those. Awesome.

i can’t talk to the chemical composition, but i’m not brand specific with sunscreen and i don’t recall ever using one that didn’t work effectively.

Ohh scorching hot take. No shit Sherlock.

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

Bill Murray was the worst part of Space Jam.

Careful, Tom. Parker’s passes tend to lead to divorce.

I watch more Western games (damn those East Coast 4pm start times!), but every time I watch Thomas I come away impressed. Dude can seriously ball.

Not even CLOSE to the most embarrassing thing an AJ has done on this site.

Between this and Hannah’s joint bachelor/bachelorette column, I’m rooting harder for Hogan to win than I did during Wrestlemania III.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

Can confirm. Have a mini White Sox helmet. It doubles as a funny dog hat.