so did this really have to be 20 paragraphs.........

oh cool here come the basement hardos with their amazing safety tips based on relevant experience

oh wow, two long paragraphs about someone else’s kid, EXACTLY what I’ve been clamoring to read all day.

no one cares about your anecdotes

lol did you just learn that word or something

calm down

a spanish/portuguese sailor?

Warren buffett literally just wrote this? It must be so hard pressing ctrl+c, and THEN ctrl+v. stick to the zen koans hammy

lol a turn signal isn’t a battering ram. you cant just force your way into a merge because your signals on

thats not a “take” you’re just dumb

HOT TAKE: I THINK THE BEATLES WERE GOOD AND I WISH KIDS MY AGE LISTENED TO REAL MUSIC LIKE I DO

that was great how you projected all over that persons argument, addressed none of their points, and made sweeping generalizations about them. You are truly the moral authority here.

except for you, right Hamilton? You’re not like those fake hero journos, because you write the same “income inequality is bad” article every week

are we talking about things we did 10 years ago now? should I go tell my boss to give me a raise because of the game winning home run I hit in high school?

those are good points, but where are these candy shelled lobsters....asking for a friend

next jackass who posts this “crying over spilt milk” comment like it accomplishes anything gets ripped a new one.......

making it a 25% holdback, unless thats some sort of maxiumum “punishment” threshold per the Big 12 bylaws, screams “PR move” to me, moreso than “we have a real, moral opposition to this”

ooooh thats some good stuff

Can’t help but notice that Simmons doesn’t write obsessively long posts about Deadspin bloggers

so....you like the flopping?