collective groan

you know what would be an even better way to avoid trouble/asset forfeiture/felony charges? not driving like a complete dickhead.

ehhhh...non. sa merde.

as soon as I saw riesling and chardonnay listed as 2 of your main wine categories, I knew I could just skip to the bottom and commence with the snarkiness.

are you gonna cry?

quick! start up the gawker media fake outrage machine, where a bunch of people who probably step over homeless people in disgust every day, can feel better about themselves by complaining about this!

every single noun and verb in those paragraphs was totally arousing.

I like your username, Preston. btw your videos are shit.

my point was, there are ways to express that idea without getting down on your knees and hoping one of the cool kids on the writing staff throws you a bone.

what are you, their ombudsman? gawker fanboys will never not be funny

by the way, check the news you herb.

I don’t even like barstool, so you can take your weird air of self importance and peddle it to someone who gives a shit

does it hurt, looking down your nose at barstool while the hulkster gets ready to give the leg drop to gawker media? but yea keep getting all your news from reddit, you hacks

my team sucks? fuck you buddy.

oooooh found the cavs fan

you just seem like someone who could use a hobby.....I make birdhouses and sell them to xanax-abusing housewives.

stop forcing it.

thanks for chiming in, that was my last spot in “insufferable things that miserable people say” bingo

what are you talking about? who let you out of the computer cave?

me, me me me me me me me me.