This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

So you want Will Sasso doing play-by-play while impersonating Al Pacino.

I would have settled for this

-10 celsius, thats spring t-shirt weather here in Canada

Ya think? Carson Palmer and his last legs aren’t much of a QB. Fitzgerald hasn’t had a #2 since Anquan left. The best RB during his tenure was either a rookie David Johnson or a past-his-prime Chris Johnson. And Arians still won over 60% of his games.

Not sure which is better...the reactions of the Bills fans or the sweet “Mexico is the Shit” jacket

There needs to be a movement to have the Nathan Bedford Forrest National Park renamed. That seems as offensive, if not more so, than a statute. C’mon Tennessee.

Points for the word shitfuckular.

I see your Sabres misery and raise you one Eugene Melnyk and a hockey braintrust intent on making Cody Ceci a shutdown defenceman.

Meanwhile, my goddamned, miserable, worthless, shitfuckular Buffalo Sabres got shut out yet again last night, giving up not one but two empty-netters in a 3-0 loss to the Bruins. Even if the Sabres had won, they still wouldn’t be in double-digits in the win column. But yet the fucking Golden Knights can cobble…

Nah, Matt Lauer is a dull, sucking void. Eisen at least has some level of personality and intelligence. Their hairlines synched up pretty well over the years, though.

I don’t believe in much any more, but if Kurt Warner gets dragged into this, I’m burning the motherfucker down

Mueller should change his name to Robert Transgender Fetus Climate Change and really put Trump in a Catch-22.

Counterargument: What is college football if not shitty football featuring almost exclusively sub-practice-squad-level players?

Bullies frequently show remorse when (if) they grow up. Others go on to become CEOs.