it confers upon Wahlberg a near-invincibility that famous actors seem to mysteriously acquire on screen around middle age.

You bet your fucking ass there’s gonna be a Peter Berg film about the Coronavirus where Mark Wahlberg plays a doctor beating up the Coronavirus and leaving it blind on one eye.

Fury’s unforgivable sin for me is hiring Micheal Pena and then wasting him.

You think that’s bad, Adam Gates lied to us and said Darnold was starting for the Jets and not the Pats.

this roster is all gristle, no meat. But there’s one man who thrives in that situation: Jim Tomsula. That guy can make a hearty stew out of anything.

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

“I can’t be changing people every five minutes here.”

I do not care one iota about croquet, but I still could not stop reading this wonderful article. Great writing!

They tried to put it there, but it was wide left.

This reminds me of a story of the time Ted Williams was asked for an autograph by a young pitcher who had just struck him out, which is recounted in David Halberstam’s outstanding book, The Teammates. The relevant portion is pasted below from some random source on the Internet, but it seems accurate enough based on my…

It is nice to see professional players invest back into their community.

Wait, are you saying that you didn’t enter your huge, expensive birthday party on a camel?

He probably has a financial advisor. I suggest he switches.

This is one of the best comments I’ve ever read on this website and it will never receive the appreciation it so desperately deserves. +1

Boris Johnson’s favorite part about EuroLeague basketball is watching Europeans get punished for traveling

Wow. I really wish I hadn’t clicked on that. Jesus christ...

Well, I’m really glad it happened. Not just because Toronto sports has just been a stink-filled orgy of painful losses the last decade or how much a miss would have mirrored Vince’s miss against the Sixers 20 years ago.

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

At the very least, it exorcises the ghost of Carter.