My brain sucks. I keep thinking to myself “Yeah, go keep buying all this stuff that you don’t need, because you’ll eventually have a better paying job in the future.”

This. Former adult film actress here, emphasis on the actress. The sex, if you can call it that, is so mechanical. It truly is work, you’re often having to keep the D very shallow because that’s more appeasing to the eye so you’re really being penetrated over and over as opposed to just regular schmegular fucking.…

Ottawa moving to Quebec City would be the highlight of my life:

You forgot the most important part. The Argos are currently ached by...

All you need to know is that American sports trophies are presented to the owner first, but the Stanley Cup is given to the players first.

At least we Americans still have the Stanley Cup, the most beautiful of all championship trophies.

If they haven’t learned anything from California, it’s that the Leafs are just fuel for the Flames.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

OMG, it even had the danger bay plug at the beginning. I miss that show :(

So much so that I started to write a comment here, then had to scroll back up to make sure which one I was making fun of.

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“Marlee Matlin” would make for a good audible

It’s been incredible to see so many Habs fans on IG & Twitter, and ones I know in real life, toss Price under the bus & declare Lindgren the face of the franchise.

You obviously didn’t pay attention when Bills fans were clamoring for Frank Reich over Kelly, Rob Johnson over Flutie, or the great J.P. Losman/Trent Edwards debate of ‘08.

goddamn onions.

Awesome. This combines two of my favourite things. Good things for a guy we’re all rooting for and bad things happening to the Oilers.

Completely agreed. By all means, give Webb some snaps, but the two primary hindrances to this team are McAdoo’s terrible terrible playcalling and Reese’s incompetence resulting in years of zero QB protection. Eli is a solid QB with flashes of brilliance and it’s irrational to blame this season on him given the massive…

Classy move by the front office: back the bus up over a guy who has never missed a start, (almost) never caused a controversy, made it work with such easygoing and selfless personalities as Tikki Barber, Jeremy Shockey and Odell Beckham Jr., brought home the Lombardi trophy twice, has played for the last two seasons…

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.