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Get these fake news stats out of here. Jenna Jameson holds the dong record now and forever.

It’s like when I see on message boards that Oded Fehr should play every Middle Eastern character in a blockbuster ‘cause he was decent in those five minutes in 1999's “The Mummy”

I don’t see what the big deal is — Timmons was just one of millions of people in SoCal yesterday who managed to avoid going to the Dolphins-Chargers game.

I know a guy who needs a job who can’t even FIND red flags.

OJ can probably still make it in the CFL. Maybe the real killer escaped to Canada?

Oskee-wee-wee!

Briles’s end came when he offered an assistant job to one of his former players, who replied “Tiger-Cats?! That’s two kinds of pussy. Count me in!!”

Is it just me, or does he look like an unkempt Dave Coullier in that picture?

Kelly Gruber. Fuck it, he’s still awesome.

What you Americans call a knit cap. It’s for winter, and toque is a better word.

It should be stated, at least in my experience, that we did, in fact, use a soccer ball when playing in school, as opposed to those thinner/lighter red rubber balls. In this context, maybe it makes more sense.

do these guys get a paycheck or is everything under the table?

It comes from a very simple rule: if your comfort comes at the cost of someone else’s, then you’re an asshole. Much like if you call a random stranger a fuckface for no good reason, you’re an asshole.

Preach on, brother. Recliner 4 LIFE

It’s cute that you think it’ll be fingers.

This just happened to me for the first time this summer. By day 5 without a poop, I was practically mainlining coffee to get the works in order. The next morning was a damn toilet massacre.

The one Thursday was in the 10th inning. Sorry to be a pain, but I was there, it was awesome.

Can this man be any more of a cliche Wall Street guy? This is so disgusting yet humorous in its obviousness. Take all his money, Deidre.

To sune

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.