“The only man to truly come close is Cormier”

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

It has been suggested by a few folks. But also that Irving was thinking of jumping even during the season, so there was probably some mutual uneasy vibes going on. And Lebron was likely told of irving’s trade-bait status and tacitly agreed. If we know anything about that passive-aggressive boy-king, it’s that any…

How dare you have an article about NFL and asses and not include Robert Kraft in that photo.

Yeah. There absolutely needs to be consequences for his actions. What he did was shitty and awful and wrong. And the people he harassed are under literally zero obligation to help him atone. But if he’s learned something about himself that he can salvage from this after he serves some time or suffers that consequence,…

He better hope this doesn’t result in a court appearance. We all know how much trouble Mayweather has with sentences.

What a baby. In my church league nothing short of a compound fracture keeps the big fellas out. Hell, I’ve been playing on an STD for weeks. The real issue here is with the fortitude of these young men. Either pony up or saddle off chief. I pay far too much for cable for this nonsense and frankly I’ve had enough.

In Morris, the Celtics get a solid role player who unfortunately thinks he can be a star. He’ll likely play in the four, but he struggles with rebounding and low-post play. His most comfortable area is in the mid-range or deeper, but despite taking 4.5 threes per game last season, he only made 33.1 percent. Morris’s…

So, so happy this dude won a ring. And took down the super team to do it. Good for him!

Dirk is in the perfect situation. Already won a ring. Can be longest tenured player ever with a franchise. Loves Dallas. Good for him.

Most Toronto teams are best appreciated in the offseason.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

Messi was thinking about inviting his national teammates but decided he’d rather the wedding not end up as a huge disappointment.

These things only happen when you’re in a relationship. It’s never when you’re single and actually trying. They can smell the desperation.

While we’re bragging, I think my crowning achievement as an object of female desire was when an attractive girl asked for my number, I told her (truthfully) that I had a girlfriend, and then she returned a few minutes later, handed me a piece of paper with her number on it and said, “Just in case.” I felt like a big…

Get out of my brain you magnificent bastard

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Willis hasn’t played any ATP tour-level matches or grand slams

Is this the Phil Kessel of tennis?

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.