the case for Zubov:

Suddenly, I have a strong urge to fire up NHL ‘94.

The Jays have lost ten consecutive games that would have taken them to/above .500 (counting opening day).

Oh yeah, it’s a blast.

How could you forget the immortal Peter Sidorkewicz?

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

As a Pens fan, I’m going to miss the current tradition of Fleury losing his job every postseason.

Tim Tebow... took some ribbing

Michael Madsen said in an interview:

If he would just cut his scarf budget in half, he’d be fine. FINE.

I’m close to the same boat. I wake up at 6 so I can have a nice leisurely morning to get my ass to work by 8. By the time I get home at around 6:30, I just want to shove some food down my throat, sit down, watch some baseball and pass out.

There’s a spectrum for hilarity/viewability of nutshots. It begins on one side with funny, temporarily painful nutshots that cause the victim embarrassment and pain and continuing all the way to other side: brutal, tragic, that’s going to cause permanent damage nutshots. This is all the way to the far end of the…

Not really a story. Without Woody Paige it’s basically a fake ATH panel anyway.

Bobby Bonilla day should be a nation holiday

It’s like watching a Shawn Bradley highlight tape.

So when his lingering symptoms and next concussion cause him to play in six games, when Kevin White inevitably has a leg fall off while going for coffee, and when Mitch Trubisky spends the year holding a clipboard, the Bears will have gotten about 20 games played out of a possible 96 from their last three first round…

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

True story: Alexei Yashin created that meme. ;)