He has really lost touch with the people, man.

Just a friendly reminder: your slash fic is not canon.

In an unexpected plot twist, half the party gets gonorrhea from a wildling.

He obviously used the old Skills and Powers rules. Appearance 12, Leadership 4.

Two things, etc.

I'd go with "Killer Queen."

There are some gents at my local VFW that would like to have a word with you.

Sukaluski tries to live out Kendrick Lamar's "Swimming Pools," drowns.

Couldn't find the Serendipity?

I would do anything for the cause, but I won't do that.

A lot of it has to do with lengthy distribution time from the brewery to shelves and taps. Maybe once InBev owns the whole industry this won't be a problem.

After six weeks of BS, I got an auto-email from the HR system saying I was not selected for that promotion. FTS. Also, fuck that I got that e-mail on Monday but nobody has told me in person.

::shrug:: You could probably water your garden with it.

*insert quarterly "stop seasonal creep" rant here*

I approve of this dereliction of duty.

Celebrator is truly a world-class beer. There's nothing better on a crisp spring day.

I'll allow it.

The best happy hour I ever went to was $4 rickeys and $1 oysters. I don't remember what movie I saw afterwards.

Booze Thread

While we're at it, let's not forget that the reason that the Crossland banner is part of the flag is because of Confederate-sympathizing Marylanders.