::points in the middle of my chest::

That's not why he's called "The Brown." In fact, his robes were once powder blue.

I never went back to that location after I found a roach in my margarita.

I was thinking Mad Men, since I cannot think of the Charleston without seeing Pete and Trudy dancing.

::croons "My Old Kentucky Home" in blackface::

"These antifas guys aren't so tough. I've got Wonderbat!"

I'm imagining that Breitbart Fashion would mostly be Mossy Oak.

I'm pretty sure he's referencing another classic educational film on zinc,

You're correct. He's a PhD clinical psychologist.

I should have been more specific. I didn't mean Drew Carey, I meant former Gameological contributor Drew Toal.

Nearly 10k words on Teti visiting TPIR, but no link to his classic episiode review/homage to his mom?

Did he write this? It's certainly in his voice, but it's not his byline.

He's one step closer to his dream of hosting…especially since Drew didn't notice when Teti stole a few hairs.

Actually, I could see Jeong really ham it up an do Shao Kahn.

If we're going to count collabs, his track on the new Vince Staples is fire.

I've had these extra spicy before, so I think there's more variation to the recipe than the author is letting on.

He had Hunger Pangs and had to ditch this for a late lunch.

I just wanted to say: good to see you! I haven't seen you around here in a while.

it's not quite a kid and it's not quite a ninja

We were keeping it a surprise, but it doesn't matter anymore—we were planning a party with blackjack and hookers for when you hit 1 mil upvotes. Oh well.