They’re more concerned with drinking and showing off their stupid grills and light bars

BONG

It does not surprise me that evolutionary psychologists are embedded in bad ideas about humor. It’s hard to think of an academic “discipline” so poorly equipped to understand anything fundamental to human behavior. They are people who never accepted what Sigmond Freud said to his daughter.

Let’s be fair here — he didn’t make his fortune in real estate. His parents committed half a billion dollars in tax fraud (including paying 3-year-old Donald a $200,000 salary), and he inherited the results. As has always been the case, the easiest way to “make” a fortune in this country is to already have one.

My wife was thinking the same thing.

Then it sounds like you need to tell it to your wife

Not a very good picture (certainly not as good as ones taken by the photographer I traveled with, Joy Asico (asicophoto.com), but this at least gives you a sense.

1). Because it was cool

Not at all. And I get it.

Yeah, a movie about 3 middle-aged men running around trying to find teenage virgins, sounds like a slam dunk.

I remember there was some kind of groundbreaking party for the casino at the end of the last season but that is, honestly, all I can remember.

My wife made me watch it last Halloween because I had never seen it and she kept telling me it was one of her favorite movies as a kid. Afterwards, she turned to me and said, "I'm sorry. I guess I was a really stupid kid."

She’d always recommend just the tip.

Hi, Billy Mays here for the Vaccu-Sack! Have you ever struggled with the frustration, mess, and wasted time of trying to seal your lover in old fashioned plastic wrap?

[Brett Gelman burst in]

To do something different with it. The commentariat just spent the last year complaining Aladdin and The Lion King were too similar to its source, asking why remake those (besides money)? Now it’s the other half of the Internet’s turn to complain about a remake being too different

“Ooooo, new layout reminiscent of the old AV Club!! Cool! Where’s the Games section? Where’s... where’s the Games section? Ruh roh...”

Bitcoin? More like SHITCOIN—AMIRITE?

I feel compelled to tell you that language evolves.