He's an out-of-touch old rich white dude. He doesn't need an excuse.

Chili, cheese, onions and mustard on a half smoke.

FWIW, I'm pretty sure he lives in DC.

…Street…

Waiting for this album to get on Spotify.

To be fair, those bootstraps were low in vitamin R.

Yes, he fails Voight-Kampff every time.

It was an incentive award for passing ten ALEC bills.

Savage Love was yesterday…

Shane and the croquet mallet?

The A.V. Club

Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!

Yes.

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Well if the Torries have their way…

Have you ever heard Kathy Griffin's comedy? She'd laugh at that joke.

Downvoted.

Does the horn play "La Cucaracha?"

Well fuck that shit.

= Legal Stoner