= Eternal Slog

I think there was LSD in that Kool Aid

Maybe that's why it took so long to load.

The A.V. Club

So what I hear you saying is: you want to have the next DC AVC meet-up here.

And you only have to wait in line for two hours to get in!

I majored in Great Job, Internet! My senior paper was about harvesting the memetic power of cats to power a homeless shelter for former Disolve writers.

Well, this is a liberal arts college…

This article needs a correction: Zirnstein worked at USDA, not FDA.

You're a monster.

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They put up the 7th season of Shameless on Netflix, so I've been working on that.

People who crack their knuckles. I can't stand it.

#Downvoted

I'm interviewing for a promotion in a few weeks

If you make a strong enough cold brew, you can most definitely warm it up with boiling water. It's not going to taste the same as a freshly brewed cup, though.

The Garfield Facebook page? How dare you, Dan! Garfield's continuing bullying of Odie is disgusting!

Don't worry, coprophiliacs can still claim him as one of their own.

BBQ.

Police Academy is eight movies and an animated series, but I don't really count the ones after Steve Guttenberg quit.