sukaluski
Sukaluski
sukaluski

You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a mistake.

Nah, I didn't want to be that guy, not matter how much I wanted to ask about Starship Troopers or his dad. He was actually more interested in my friend and me since he was in Madison to research a "midwest college student" role.

I actually met Jake Busey at a bar once. Nice guy.

It's pronounced GIF with a soft G, you heathen.

The A.V. Club

Hey! Deng Xiaoping died!

Never try.

See, gooey is exactly how I want my eggplant.

Really? Mayo on a tenderloin sandwich is a faux pas like ketchup on a hot dog in Chicago?

The way I see it, now that he has established that he has screen presence he is one step closer to his life-long dream of hosting The Price is Right.

If Ted Cruz sent me a winking emoji, I would get a restraining order.

I think this is the most (other than a Block and Tackle) that John has written since he stepped down as EIC. I forgot how much I miss his writing.

If you find out, I'd like to shake his hand.

I would guess hosting The Price is Right.

The first amendment doesn't protect a right to speech on a private website.

In that case, they were probably just sick of hearing us complain.

Management has told us we're only 5% of the hits.

Touché