Did your mom and Nathan Fielder have a second date? The sparks were palpable!

Say, @avclub-78d66e7514954eb0c2a6a7067a792d66:disqus, was it a duck?

*Arms himself for a Zoot Suit Riot.*

Man, I miss the days when I could just be an Unregistered Suka.

Dude, call the police. Seriously.

I had a wee nip of that just the other week. It is truly an exceptional whiskey.

Why would you use milk caps to flavor beer?

But not Cigar City Brewing?!?

I flip it up because I won't want some inconsiderate asshole pissing all over it.

You must have been so disappointed when your son joined the LDD.

I bet if you gave them Blue Moon and told them it was Oberon, they wouldn't know the difference.

Ever since the the Hop Wars resulted in attrition due to mutually assured destruction, the craft beer industry seems focused on creating a sour with a pH low enough for the beer to double as degreaser.

Downvoted.

Wow, I read "precious new relationship energy" in the voice of Gen Jack D Ripper and now I can't get it out of my head.

Amateurs. I've whacked it 10 times this morning.

Well now I'm embarrassed—I can't even come up with a premise for a joke about the Sonic.

I'm trying to find a Ted Cruz joke to make here and failing superbly.

"The noise was good, but I thought they phoned in a lot of the funk."

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I thought you were infertile after the accident.