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Eh, it's more like "I won't eat dog, but I'll eat wolf."

"Since umami has its own receptors rather than arising out of a combination of the traditionally recognized taste receptors, scientists now consider umami to be a distinct taste."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Arrogance is telling people what to eat when your belly is full.

Evacuate the premises immediately

Most industrially produced beer is filtered—no finings needed.

Thank you for over-explaining my tossed off joke.

Wait, are you trying to tell me Atlas Shrugged isn't satire?

I wash mahself with a rag on a stick.

Well, most places call it mahi-mahi.

Shut up and take my viewership!

When did you ever need to see Trump's face to get sad and drink a lot?

(No one's proabaly going to see this, but…)

Well, he did sort-of defect to CoS.

"This symphony has too many musicians! Why can't someone just play the oboe and violin at the same time! Hell, they'll still have a foot free for a kick drum!

::alarm, red flashing light goes off in IT::

Wow, somehow she wandered over here from the Washington Times.

Whatever happened to Steve Heisler anyway?

Damn it, I literally came back just to make this joke.

It's a penis tattoo.