I only counted one of the bar mats. If you count all 5 then that brings me up to 11.

Wow, it's like a photo hunt game. Find all the Coors Light branding! I counted 7 items.

So, they don't carry Fusion on Comcast. Any know other ways I can watch this show?

How about just stunt casting? "We hired Barney" probably made some buzz at the time.

I went to Bonnaroo every year from 2006-2014. I probably wont go back—it's lost a lot of it's charm and I'm getting too old for that shit—but every year I'd try to see at least one comedy show. I was one of those people giving Steven Wright an ovation. I saw Stamos come up on stage with Saget. I may have dozed off…

Missing Henson Alternative is a major Bonnaroo regret for me.

Great, so apparently there are at least two abusive female comedians in Wisconsin.

At least you don't own a bat'leth.

That sounds like a comedian my friend dated. Her initials aren't KF, are they?

Is that a dachshund in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Way to show off.

The Nats are doing fantastic. This means—per the norms of DC sports—that they will win the division but lose to a wildcard in four games.

The first of the month was a week ago, silly.

Busch? I'll take the crab juice!

Eh, Supper Club seems to be the only section left with freelancers. Why not send Kevin Pang a pitch?

She really wanted to zigazig ah.

Ginger Rodgers or Tina Louise?

I am SO not into conspiracy theories, but I seriously wonder if he's funded by the right to make the left look stupid.

What a grandstanding asshole.

Just another freestyle pun thread.