Thanks. Your service to Booze Thread is commendable. Or is it contemptible? Well, it's one of those two.

So…since work unblocked the AVC…can I have my thread back?

Their smoked porter is amazing.

I was a groomsman at a guy's wedding that I didn't even consider inviting to mine. It was so pathetic that I basically felt obligated.

If you're looking in that region, consider Murfreesboro, TN, or even Knoxville. If you want to go north, Charlottesville, VA. Consider Richmond too—it is up-and-coming.

Coprophilia is a Big Red No.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T RUIN THAT GOOD BOOZE! SIP THAT SHIT! </zmf>

You don't remember creating vagina dentata on the seventh day? Oh, that's right, you were kinda hammered then…

Man, it's bad enough Dennis Leary steals Bill Hicks jokes…

plus a compound called acetobacter

I'll do a ranking of MD 20/20 flavors for this week's Booze Thread.

I wouldn't call her unattractive, but her Adam's apple is a huge tell.

Ad-Rock is currently missing. He had to run to the border for what he did to the Sheriff's daughter with a wiffleball bat.

Annie, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
There's a sound at the window
Then he struck you — a crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
And then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down, it was your doom

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Go away! I'm 'batin'!

Management informed us that the commentariat only accounts for 5% of this site's readership. They have to keep the lights on…

How do you keep up with the news like that?!?

Oh man, DC weather has been great for my garden. It's been raining a lot, and for the most part it hasn't been too hot nor too cold.

He died from syphilis at a young age.