I'm back! Work has unblocked the AVC (for now), so I get to continue wasting time with you fine people.

The dude from Skankin' Pickle, duh.

This special was produced by—you guessed it!—Frank Stalone.

I have no problems with you writing and shopping this spec script, I just need to be credited and 0.1% of the gross.

From your mouth to White Jesus' ears.

Movie Pitch: To fight the War on Terror, the US Government bring in the the people most-skilled at finding missing persons: TMZ reporters.

The sad part is that this is a compromise. They eliminated 80% of the clowns to stage the house like that.

Oh shit, work has unblocked the AVC. Back to blessed unproductivity!

While I appreciate the memorial, I actually stole Booze Thread from Dikachu.

The AVC is still blocked at work. I miss shitposting with you guys and occasionally having an insightful conversation about pop culture.

Tolerance, my smooth-tasting friend.

If I did that I'd still have to access the web via vpn, so that won't work.

And double fuck disqus, since notifications for legacy accounts don't work on my phone.

You've got it.

Fuck IT for blocking the AVC at work. I've spent over 10 years wasting time on this site. I don't know what to do now. It's so bad I'm actually considering doing some work.

Booze Thread

My condolences to Mr. Agnello and his family.

Hey, you're pretty good!

♫Wearing sexy mini-skirts and being self-reliant♫

It really just needs a week or so on the countertop.