The Harrier They Come

Harsh, but fair. Fixed it anyway.

ObamaStar? Congress would only fund it if it was called the ReaganStar.

Don't Do What Donnie Darko Does

I don't recall that one. I must have a bad case of memorrhea.

He looks like he's had multiple strokes.

I wonder if he'll give All Apologies when he returns the guitar.

You forgot to mention it's a bacon-wrapped hot dog.

I'm not sure how he died, but I know his personal hell: trapped in an eternal "Next On Madmen" segment where all he can do is slam doors and stare sadly into the distance.

He died over 20 years ago.

I objectively need a drink.

Don't Be a Menace to the Galaxy While Drinking Bantha Milk in Mos Eisley

There's this little place near me that has Delirium Red (sour cherry flavor, but a little sweet) and damn if I don't find myself stopping there a little too often.

Booze Thread

No Kim, No Deal.

Maybe the next line will help you get the wordplay:
"I got my grub on, but didn't pig out"

The Furbys sing:

If that is the only thing you can't unsee today, consider yourself lucky.

There was bile everywhere! Oh, the humanity!

I know for sure they did. The contents of the briefcase is a See-and-Speak and a LA phonebook from the '80s.