Let me move the trashcan closer to you…

That didn't stop me. But I'm not exactly a role model.

Downvoted.

Booze Thread

I thought the critical consensus here was that it's a lesser Cohen Brothers move, so I guess the readers thought it was good.

Yes—actually say that to your mother.

The probability of her being attractive went to zero as soon as she married that asshat Jared Kushner.

The A.V. Club

O'Neal is losing his edge.

O'Neal seems surprisingly sober for a Friday afternoon. Fatherhood has changed him, man.

I'm not a comic reader at all, but I plowed thought Locke and Key. When I got caught up, I actually found myself in a comics store on release days.

There were only two—I guess this is the third. If they weren't in the trades, you can find them on Comixology.

I'm surprised they didn't drop a few Burning Man references in the article.

Lenny Bruce is afraid…because he's being shipped to Gitmo.

Well, I was looking for a reason to cut out of work and get happy hour started early. Thanks A Lot, Internet!

A lot of jokes are better in concept than execution.

OT, since you can't comment on sponsored posts.

So many falls from high places in Sunshine. I'd rather not experience that first person.

Good news: Yes

Forget Dennis Haskins, when is the AVC going to interview Action Bronson?