Yeezus was remixed at the last minute by Rick Rubin. I suspect that's why it has the restraint TLOP lacks.

So, what you're saying is that America rolled a 1.

Hasn't America suffered enough yet, Kowalczyk?

Oh, you have to be kidding, sir!

I'd be much more interested in his hash oil connections in Nova Scotia.

I can't wait for the inevitable Nabin "Show-biz Book Club" entry on this.

If I were a betting man, I'd bet that cow's eye was not promotional, but rather came from a crazed member of the commentariat.

Off Topic: Fuck this day so hard. I need drinks badly.

Pro tip: if you call it laudanum, CPS will be none-the-wiser!

Don't you know, the minimum wage and safe work standards cause unemployment?!?

It tastes about the same as the other Mike's: overly sweet with artificial fruit flavors.

It's all from the same company, only the "Hard" stuff is 5% abv, while the "Harder" stuff is 8% abv.

He still wants safety testing, just no efficacy testing. In other words, we'll know that it won't kill you, we just won't know if it actually works. This would basically eliminate the concept of drug misbranding.

Ricky Coogan turned me on to Mike's Harder Mango. That'll get you from 0 to 60 in no time on a "weekend" morning.

I'm actually glad about that one. One of their "rules" about sponsored content is that they disable comments to help make it clear it's not a regular article. The problem is that they've been doing a poor job of that lately.

12 Days of Bacon? This is a new low in sponsorship, AV Club.

If you really want to split hairs, I prefer Valentina for eggs.

In Albums Of The Year, A.V. Club staffers write about a record that defined 2016 for us. Maybe it isn’t the year’s absolute best record—or even our No. 1 favorite—but it’s one that, without it, music would have been a whole lot less interesting.

Yes, to your partner and to the people you're false advertising to.

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