Way off topic, but did you hear about the meet-up?
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

The AV Club is indeed mostly composed of alcoholics and recovering alcoholics.

Throw in a couple of flamingo-shaped swizzle sticks and you have yourself a deal!

Booze Thread

Wow, you can really see the affluent suburbs on that second one.

They were originally going to collaborate with the Mars Volta. That deal fell though, but they kept the original name of the show.

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Ha! That's a fool's errand! Morissey was an arrogant prick well before the AV Club even existed!

I can't believe the "Gathering Shadow" was Senate redistricting!

Then you definitely need to get that rash checked out.

Jesus fucking Christ, where do these shitheads keep coming from? And why do they see Trump's election as a referendum on whether it's OK to be an asshole?

Sean Connery should reprise his role. He's an actual immortal, right?

::checks an item off his bucket list::

I can't taste anything after that DuracellEnergizer battery blew up in my face. Now I only use EnergizerDuracell batteries.

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Nice work, AVC, slipping a Contributor's tweet in there.

I think they cribbed a number of those from the AV Club Commentariat Style Guide.

Azerbaijan: Come see our vast oil fields.

Slow down there, Sparky. There's a whole lot of steps between a "need an eye-opener before work" drunk and a "can't lift the liquor bottle to his own mouth" drunk.

You have it all wrong. He never puts the seat up and leaves it damp for the next person.