Even in Trump's America, that will probably be the most fucked up thing I read today.
Even in Trump's America, that will probably be the most fucked up thing I read today.
You must have missed the Taste Test where they tried different flavors of lube.
Forget the turkey sandwiches—here's my favorite Thanksgiving leftover concoction. I fill a bowl with sausage dressing, add a few spoons of gravy, heat that up in the microwave, and add an over-easy egg or two on top. So good.
The A.V. Club
Now in their 30s or middle-aged.
That was not the byline I was expecting for this GJI.
Homer vs Dignity is definitely where you can see the quality drop-off, but I would call Saddlesore Galactica the first irredeemably unfunny episode.
Would you say it's time for AVC readers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Graaaasssss….tastes bad
I'm coming Elizabeth!
Don't have a cow, man!
Can't I just go back in time to kill Peter Jackson before he did The Hobbit trilogy?
if you ever take a sip of a banana-flavored beer that’s definitely not supposed to taste that way, your beer is likely infected.
This Nats fan couldn't agree more.
Counting flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Paying solitare 'till dawn
With a deck of 51
Smoking cigarettes and Watching Captain Kangaroo
Don't tell me I've got nothing to do
The problem is that it's not unusual for you to make whiskey burps.
I'd bet he's just doing it to hang with Tribe. He'll phone it in anyway.
Let's not overlook the dog-whistle antisemitism.
Honestly, I'd be surprised if his balls ever dropped.
"All this and Andy Rooney…"