George? FU Disqus.

I'm not even a Cubs fan, but I cried a little when they won last night.

Shhhh!!! Our Hormel overlords will hear you!

For just 10 Frank Stalone references a day, we can save Norm.

Actually, Norm McDonald gets a royalty from Univision every time we use this gag. We're trying to help cover the repairs on his car.

Mexico, actually. It's easier to get visas.

Eh, I can usually out drink 20somethings because they haven't had the time to develop my tolerance.

Lucky you. It's a miracle if I can party past 2 am any more.

1. They don't cancel, it's synergistic.

I really miss the Now That's What They Called Music feature. I hope they let Nabin finish it.

"Mommy, I can't feel my lips!"

I hope these all turn out to be hoaxes. What kind of garbage people do this sort of BS? (Trump voters!) My faith in humanity in waning.

Despite the fact Donald Duck was in most of the old Chip and Dale cartoons…

Citradelic is from New Belgium.

That used to be Jager Bombs. I still kinda like those.

I'm thinking that I might have to tell her that we need to take a break
from hanging out at work and that the way she's been acting has been
making me uncomfortable.

Dan made it sound that way—but in my understanding of this fetish, it can be initiated by a dominate woman.

Booze Thread

Let me assure you, it's much worse on the right. (I got better.)

Anti-authoritarian socialist? I used to be one of those, but I'm sick of perfectionist theories of justice.