Little Red Chevette

If we're going to do Prince Great Job, Internet! stories all day, how about that excerpt from ?estlove's book about the time he and Eddie Murphy went to rollerskate with Prince in the middle of the night?

So now, both Prince and Kirby Puckett are dead. Does this mean there are no black people in Minnesota anymore?

I didn't know that. Icky.

I'm just going to grieve by performing the Batdance until I pass out.

I seriously feel physically sick about this.

The game show one. Stupid pronouns.

Since we can't comment on sponsored posts…

Interesting thoughts on Breaking Bad. Have any thoughts on the addicts that stole the ATM?

Tosh works.

Judging from his other posts, I don't think that he will ever have the chance.

Can someone with Photoshop skills make "Wiig in a Wig" happen?

See, I'm the exact opposite. Indie games tend to be much shorter, so I'd rather play something I can knock out between chores on a weekend. I just don't have the hundreds of hours to play AAA open-world releases.

Upvoted for day drinking.

He has a $6 million net worth. That's not Rockefeller rich, but certainly pink limo rich.

Not even magic can cure your case of CancerAIDS.

Great Synergy, Internet!

Failed firsties? Now that you have CancerAIDS it's the final countdown for you!

No, but they will be showing a George Wendt bean-eating movie.

::does the iffy hand shake::