Please tell me that Maurice LaMarche will also be involved!

Batman & Robin?

You are hereby banished from the AV Club forever. And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame.

Bravo!

In honor of our Univision overlords, I recommend "Índice de Tolerabilidad"

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of Dick

It's week 7 of the 5th season of The Apprentice.

You could do what I did and pick up drinking.

You have too much spare time, Internet!

God's Not Dead 4: Bite Your Legs Off, He Will

The 55-year old man who produced an album for the 23-year old version of Hannah Montana? Having a midlife crisis? You don't say!

What's with this new-fangled trend about picking on redheads?

Thanks, @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus!

AVC, did I ever tell you that the second link is broken?

Isn't that where the CancerAIDS clinic is?

::Eddie Murphy angrily tweets Eric Idles' address::

If they're not serving balut, fuhgeddaboudit.

When you put it that way, how about about a Donnie Darko era Jake Gyllenhaal?

I'm impressed that they managed to work cross-brand synergy into an interview.

Christ, I've just wasted an hour falling into a Chuck E. Cheese internet wormwhole.