It's pretty easy to get a 4-year temporary residence in Mexico, though.

Please tell me they had the JJs logo on them.

How about Want?

My and my college roommate had this creepy power where if we quoted The Simpsons, we'd catch a rerun of the referenced episode within a week.

Most of those "white whale" beers are overrated. IMO, I think it's the beer nerd equivalent of buying Pappy Van Winkel—they do it to show off to others.

No. Pintrest is already for old people.

Saturday was my night to celebrate St. Pats. I had so many car bombs that I'm surprised that Derry is still on the map.

Are we seriously not doing Booze Thread anymore?

Fuck this late flu season arriving with an early allergy season. So much mucus.

It's Instagram for old people.

I did the Iggy

I read too quickly and got excited about a live-action movie of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

They found a few questionable items in Reuben's 70,000+ item kitsch collection (and a copy of the Rob Lowe sex tape).

The A.V. Club

holy shit you're still reading this; it must be a really slow day at work

Some people call him The Space Cowboy, others The Gangster of Love. I sometimes dare to call him Maurece.

TOO SOON

Don't misgender Neil.

Am I the only one who was expecting Neil Young?

I wonder if can't comment here anymore due to a non-compete clause.

It was only free for a handful of people. My tickets were very expensive.