Tim Hortons (maybe covered under donuts), SCTV, hockey (maybe covered under maple leafs), and Rob Ford.

The D.E.N.N.I.S. Method seems more like a PUA thing.

Well fuck you too! :P~

I'm just going to put this here as a reminder to myself.

You should turn that into a meetup. AVCers make great wing-people.

Links or it didn't happen.

Working title: The Left Behind Passport

Fuck the anxiety dreams that ruin my sleep every night. I had the most horrific one last night: I went to a wedding, but they required two forms of government-issued ID to drink!

A goose neck squash.

I think a more likely scenario is that Republicans will have extremely low voter turnout.

Dear God, I hope so. Second place is first loser.

We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves Olmec could restore us to sanity

Qwill? Is that a britishism I'm unfamiliar with?

Frozen concentrated orange-juice futures contracts

I'm still mulling this over. I'm seeing lots of flashbacks to the sordid stories of how the museum's pieces were originally acquired. This is just the right amount of cheese for Ryan Murphy.

I can actually see this. Set it in the 20s, include a Lovecraftian forbidden book, Evan Peters as an Indiana Jones knock-off… This practically writes itself!

I may be looking back with rose-tinted glasses, but the problem with disqus is that it's worse than the home-brewed comments system we had before.

"Blurred lines" refer to the lines of code that you've been starting at for hours trying to debug.

I'm white and enjoy Jodeci. Then again, I'm the guy with the Herbie Hancock avatar.

Hired extras.