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To Catch a Gremlin Predator

So Dikachu calls his beak the Falcon?

Jeopardy! is rolling in that sweet, sweet Cepacol cash.

Dude, Where's My Byline?

Bath salts, Jenkem…

Fun Fact: He runs the Taco Bell Bell gimmick account.

@avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus: Apparently Disqus is so shitty it's turning your posts into all caps.

You're confused, that was actually Bjork.

I almost always wait until the next day to check-in. It's no biggie.

Fuck this hangover. It's of the "will only feel better after eating/too nauseous to eat" variety.

I prefer my clowns peeking at me from storm drains.

They really missed the boat by using dogs instead of cats.

Let me look into that…

I believe that's the AVC demographic: people who like music but don't have sex.

The A.V. Club

Let me get this straight: only one song with profanity has ever won and they predict a song filled with profanity will win?" (SPOILER: Kendrik Lamar, "Alright"). They need to go back and adjust their algorithm.

You can use a mixture of clamato and tomato juice to tone it down.

Don't let an internet rando—who is bored with his day job—get you down, @alexm247:disqus.

I meant The Witness. 100% user error.