sukaluski
Sukaluski
sukaluski

I wholeheartedly agree on this. It still has a way to go, but a much better effort.

This is like Schrodinger's fag! The Belgian is simultaneously a twink and not a twink.

The Watcher Witness. I lit all the beacons and I now have 3 puzzles to finish for that ending. Not sure if I have a patience to get the "real" ending, but I suppose I have it in me to finish the underground and explore the island a little more…

Johnny, Evan, and lets not forget our good friend Mr. Dickel.

Did you end up going back to the old company? (That was you, right?)

Parents just don't understand

Something something lobster roll?

The Quesalupa is a cryptozoological figure known for stealing cheese at night. People who encounter the Quesalupa universally report crippling stomach cramps.

Most of his good grades seem to be attached to "arty" films. Then add the slightly derisive tone of his reviews of "popcorn" movies and… Let's agree that's it's probably overstated, but not exactly inaccurate.

That may explain why I don't remember those puzzles. I was mostly playing adventure games at the time, so they probably seemed quite trivial.

Well you can make your own pulley system at home…

With the exception of the ending, the only place I recall have to expend for than a second of thought was the scene where I had to pixel hunt for a bent nail. Then again, I probably shouldn't rely on my memory for a game I played 20 years ago.

That mole we removed from your neck grew back? Looks like you have an especially aggressive form of CancerAIDS.

In between the political FOC yesterday and this, the AVC became my Facebook feed so gradually I hardly noticed.

All I have is this six-pack of Coors Light.

The queues form in a straight line and go through a tight wind. Meanwhile, the kids are losing their minds.

IIRC, that "game" had about three actual gaming moments. It's mostly interactive fiction.

Multipass!

Armenian/Iranian. You can just say you thought he was a terrorist.