ERA? That's easy! The Equal Rights Amendment.

I just had my annual review and these suckers think I'm preforming adequately!

Please consult a physician if your erection lasts forever.

You're doing God's work. We need more like you on Earth.

3.24 seconds? It's been forever since I've done a problem like this.

I don't have a problem with the AVC covering media coverage of the elections, per se. But after 1200 words, all I got out of this piece was "media establishment covered Rubio because they hate Trump and Cruz." I got that much information by scrolling my Facebook on the john this morning.

Don't.

What's the reference? This is all that I could find in a cursory google search.

Edit: Spoliery, I guess.

Let me put this in another way: FFS are you actually surprised David Anthony wrote something about punk? If I didn't know better, I'd ask if you were new here.

It's not so baffling. It reflects the eclectic tastes of the few remaining music writers we still have around here.

Be careful. I'm not sure if you know this, but in the non-compete contract they make every employee sign, there is a buried clause that states all present and former Jimmy John's employees much immediately challenge the maker of any disparaging remarks about Jimmy John's to a duel.

But…but… Jimmy John's subs are all 8 inches… and they doesn't even toast their subs.

More bounce to the ounce.

John Teti personally came to @avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus's parents' house, tied him to a chair Clockwork Orange-style, and made him read this.

I've got $20 that says that Jimmy John's social media team are entirely bored college kids who only love Jimmy John's.

Get a Clue.

Ah yes, Blink 182. I hear they're crazier than GG and more PC than Ian.

Is the offer 21k GBP if you wear pantsuits or 24k GBP if you wear miniskirts?

I had a dream in the past week that I was arguing with Trump that income inequality can be a Republican issue. He had his goons kick me off the premises.