Is that an invitation?

I like big butts and I cannot lie! I am all about dat ass!

If you put the camera on your futon, the actors can keep doing laps around your place until their monologue is done.

I hope your combative tone is unintentional—but yes, I do download from Spotify with wifi, so I seriously have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm more of a Hammond guy, so I had my trunk converted into Leslie speaker.

Except with Spotify…

Really? When I was in high school, the Crusty Jugglers were a mediocre regional hardcore band.

Just tell me you're not the bastard that invented Rocktober.

These are truly Games Without Frontiers.

To embrace the fact I'm a filthy casual. I shouldn't feel guilty into sinking so much time into what is basically a photo hunt game (Criminal Case).

The Dikachu horde included 12 tons of used tissues and over a million empty liquor bottles.

That's no worse than a white dude with a black avatar.

I only scrolled down here to make sure someone made this joke.

You using the whole fist, doc?

I'm not naive enough to think I will follow through on resolution to drink less. However, I have resolved to do 10 push-ups and 25 crunches before each drink (at home) to help reverse some of alcohol's effects on my physique.

*gaps* On Federal land? That's illegal!

If an American is murdered by a Muslim, then is counts as 37 murders.

Jeez guys… When I read SL during lunch, this is not what I expected to nauseate me. Take it down a scosh. ;)

…said Ripley to the android Bishop.

ElDan does a pretty good job keeping their population down.