Now I can't get the image out of my head of a confused freelancer submitting a 2000-word piece on the SDI to the AVC.

The sad thing is that someone born in 1997 would be 18 now.

Forfty percent of all people know that.

::locks door behind @avclub-85af7dbb0532ca29713840ae3711fa89:disqus::

Valentino died at a hotel other than the Cortez. I wouldn't expect his ghost to come into play.

The A.V. Club

Are we seriously not doing "sploosh" anymore?!?

Fun Fact: cashews are technically seeds, not nuts.

::puts hands in pockets, drops head, shuffles off morosely::

I kind of get the feeling that in the Reader's Choice Awards FO4 will get both best game and most disappointing.

There's usually less pain involved with Invasive Rectal Surgery

We could probably retire the The A.V. Club meme on that quote.

MacReady's perc after you max out his loyalty is awesome. I think it's bugged, but basically all headshots have a 95% chance in VATS.

I seriously never know that "Player's Ball" was originally a Christmas song. Never expected to learn rap trivia from the AVC.

It was an interview of Fat Mike, right?

Judging from all the lovely pics of her and her wife on FB, she doesn't need a beard.

That's a 2014 song, but I'll allow it.

I'm really surprised that Chvrches' album didn't make the top albums list. It wasn't even close, judging by the ballots.

He's for equal opportunity lechery—he gives the same advice regardless of gender.

It works the other way too: if I was still with my HS-era crush, I'd be married to an ivy league-educated doctor. Who is also a lesbian. I guess that doesn't really work at all then.