Luckily this story was before I met my wife. One time she went camping with some friends at a horse farm. Her lab was a bottomless pit that would eat anything, but that dog took a shining to the horse poop. On the drive home, the dog decided to puke a gut full of horse poop all over the new car.

I'd consider becoming a Witness for a chance to socialize with Prince.

I'm just going to have to come out and say it.

Justin Timberlake mopping in that video never fails to get a laugh out of me.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!

So this site, the TI Forums, and Twitter weren't enough of a time-sink?

Why let the market decide when you can just stuff the ballot box.

Leaving on a southern train
Only yesterday, you died

He's a complete genius, I just wish he was more selective about what material he releases. He's a very prolific artist, but he has put out so many albums that were mediocre at best.

"Fire Down Below" joke?

I never connected the two before. Now I feel silly.

::Genevieve Koski shivers for reasons unknown to her::

Actually, Krampuslaufsare proliferating around the US. I'm going to the DC one tomorrow, but I will not be dressing up (unlike the past two years).

And my bow!

I actually finally got to play this last year. It's clever enough, some of the levels are aesthetically amazing, but it does suffer from the clunky controls that 3D platformers suffered from at the time.

I don't want to jump to a conclusion. Can you walk me through the data?

I cannot sit here idly while you impugn the good name of Sir Richard Farts

Me too. I'm looking a lot like your avatar right now.

I'm broke 50 hours into my Fallout 4 game last night. I'm doing an Intel/char build, so I've probably spent 10 of those building a settlement economy. I still have a lot of upgrading to do there, but the scarcity of materials isn't as oppressive.

That comment was quite uncivil, but your pearl-clutching in this thread had even me rolling my eyes.